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Frankenleg

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I broke it slipping over in the mud while walking the dog. It’s a little inconvenient to say the least.

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Man Crisps!

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I’m glad I selected the correct gender of crisps. It would have been so embarrassing if I’d got back to my desk at work with wrongly gendered crisps.

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Dog magic

I’ve just discovered that I can totally amaze the dog with really clumsy sleight of hand tricks.

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Outdated Browser!

THE NETWORK DOESN’T LIKE OUTDATED BROWSERS

THIS EXPERIENCE WORKS BEST IN THE LATEST VERSIONS OF CHROME AND SAFARI

Bye bye The Network. If that’s you’re attitude, I can’t even be bothered to find out what you are. You need me more than I need you.

PS this was witnessed in the latest version of Firefox.

PPS I mean, is this 1998 or something?

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Hair pledge

From now on I’m only going to use my hair for evil.

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Lego Star Wars

Who needs sequels when we’ve got Jonny Strangeways?

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Sleeping ducks in Ruskin Park

When I walked through Ruskin Park on my way to work this morning the ducks were sleeping by the side of the pond. Maybe they’d forgot to put their clocks forward yesterday?

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I got a Tuts plectrum!

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Dear tomorrow

I’m going to be so grumpy. Please forgive me.

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This morning the wind made this swirly pattern on the window

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I think it may have drawn it using a leaf.